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Well hello lovelies! It's good to be back whoosh it's been a crazy couple of weeks! I am super excited it's fall and almost Halloween!! I just ordered my costume yesterday and can't wait for it to come in! I even planted my own pumpkin seeds this year and it's actually growing which if you knew me then you would know that anything that comes into my apartment green immediately turns brown and dies.
So a lot has been happening lately but definitely the most entertaining thing is the fact that I have joined plentyoffish.com. In case you couldn't tell already from the name it is *gasp* a dating site. One of my friends who hates cheesy stuff as much as I do joined and she said she actually met a few cute/nice/non-serial killer type guys so I figured i'd give it a try. I have had a bunch of lame experiences with guys this past couple of months and rather than give up and adopt a bunch of stray cats I decided to change up some dating habits. Well it's been 3 days and boy oh boy have I met some guys. I thought i'd share one of my favorite messages with you right now:
HELLO ANGEL GIRL CAN I TELL U ABOUT ME IM SINGLE GUY SEEKING NICE FEMALE I WORK 2 JOBS NO KIDS HERE IM 30 NEVER BI-GAY TRANSSEXUALS F2M-M2F BOTH WRITE ME I HAVE 20 MESSAGES FROM TS WRITING ME I NEVER ANSWER BACK IM GOOD GUY 4 U HONEY IVE DATED BLONDE DANCER GIRL 12 YEARS SHE MOVED FL HONEY IM NICE GUY FUNNY GUY 4 U IM SEEKING NOW NICE FEMALE I CAN TALK TO HER IM GOOOOD GIRL I PLEASE GREAT WHEN THE TIME COMES CAN WE BOTH SEE WHATS UP I LIVE WHT AREA 908-XXX-XXXX TYSON THANK U HONEY
Umm what the hell was he talking about with the never bi-gay transsexuals?? Was he telling me that he's never been with one or that he isn't one? Why would I think he was one? Why did he call me honey so many times maybe he just really misses blonde dancer girl?
So yeah there are definitely a lot of messages that leave me creeped out but I have actually found maybe 1 or 2 guys that I have messaged back. I will keep you posted on more craziness and hope to post one every day from now on... get ready!
Stopping in from SITS! I'm married, so I don't need to worry about the dating scene, but from random messages I've received JUST LIKE THAT ONE from weird folk on Facebook or Myspace (back when I had one), they are usually weird people from overseas trying to find a wife. Or, they're just trying to get it on. Creepy....
ReplyDeletethanks for sharing, i couldnt get past the fact that it is just one giant run on sentence.
ReplyDeleteAngel Girl/Honey..lol! I think you've found your soulmate...lol!
ReplyDeleteOh my - I'm finding him a bit frightening!
ReplyDeleteI'm dropping by from the SITS roll call for the first time. Your blog is super cute and I am in love with Miss Maizey Monroe. Is she a Maltese?
Happy blogging & good luck with the dating service. Not to sound like your Mother but, for God's sake, be careful!!!!
thanks for sharing, i couldnt get past the fact that it is just one giant
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