Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Awww hell no...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala was held on Monday night, it is always my favorite event of the year for fashion and as always it was a night to be seen and to take a giant fashion risk. Now I understand that fashion whether or not you would want/feel comfortable wearing it is an art and you should look at it that way. That being said some stars should have checked the mirror a few more times before the left the house because they were looking a hot mess! Here are a few that I believe deserve a big "Aww hell no!"...

Kerry Washington - The dress was poorly fitted and the mixture of the blue, pink and lace just made her look like a homeless ballerina.

Kirsten Dunst - We expected this... now head on back to the Grand Ole' Opry ya hear?

Leighton Meester - Ohh Gossip Girl would've ripped you a new one for this! Sad part is if she didn't have those hideous pants/leggings on then the dress would be pretty.

Mary Kate Olsen - You tiny little thing you're too young to be the Bride of Frankenstein! Is it me or does she look like she powdered her hair?

Tranny Banks - You spent too much time smiling with your eyes that you didn't noticed someone slapped a ball of weave on your head!!! You should know better!

Madonna - Is that a satin scrunchie?? Did you forget to take it off after you washed your face? Why are you wearing weight lifting gloves with your dress? I have so many more questions but your arms scare me so i'm done now.

Rihanna - Oh Ri Ri you've had a tough couple of months so one can only assume that your judgement in all things fashion is a little skewed right now. I forgive you for wearing football pads to the Met, the face was still stunning though.

Well that's that i'm sorry if I offended anyone with my commentary but someone had to say it.


  1. Haha, is it wrong to admit I sort of like Mary-Kate's? The rest are pretty absurd, and that is definitely a satin scrunchie on Madonna.

  2. Thank you for the good laugh, I loved your comments!


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